Ten Things You’ll Never See at the Oscars
1. Any movie starring Adam Sandler. 2. Who is actually invited and who is just a shitty actor that’s a seat filler. 3. The awards you actually care about happening first. 4. The name of a foreign...
View ArticleTwitter in Focus: Roch Schneider
Hey, Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is makin’ copies! The Robster! The Schneider Master! Rob Schneider! @RobSchneider December 1st: “”You didn’t...
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Hong Kong Streets Paved With Cash We’re All Gonna Die Cops Still Shooting Teenagers Israelis on Naughty List Unemployed Almost All Starved to Death Evil Still Winning Jealous People Create List Climate...
View ArticleWhy I’m Not Seeing These Movies
Once again, bros, it’s time to look at movies and decide if they’re worth seeing. These days with movie ticket prices the way they are, why not? Here now is Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies. San...
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